Feb
6
Evolutionary theory says bosoms are buttock-like protrusions
Designed to tempt men in situations
When they can’t get a glimpse of your bum
I find such hypotheses dumb
Tim Minchin Lyrics
Coming Soon.
You can still submit lyrics, they just won't be posted until l8er.
Jan
2
Like a sniper using bollocks for ammunition.
Nov
9
“Cos I didn’t see this one coming, now I’m in too deep
I didn’t see this one coming, now I’m in too deep
I think I’ll just keep swimming down, down, down
There’s no point in trying to reach dry ground” Tim Minchin, Drowned (via iamanonymous21)
I didn’t see this one coming, now I’m in too deep
I think I’ll just keep swimming down, down, down
There’s no point in trying to reach dry ground” Tim Minchin, Drowned (via iamanonymous21)
(via theneverendingdrums)
Oct
14
“Cos next time I see her
I’m gonna pledge my heart forever
And I’ll ask her for her hand
Although I won’t forget to tell her
That I don’t mind wearing dresses
If she wants to be the fella
Cos I think I’d make
A really lovely bride” Timmy the dog (Tim Minchin) ~ Eighteen year old lesbian. (via everythingischemicalsyoufuck)
I’m gonna pledge my heart forever
And I’ll ask her for her hand
Although I won’t forget to tell her
That I don’t mind wearing dresses
If she wants to be the fella
Cos I think I’d make
A really lovely bride” Timmy the dog (Tim Minchin) ~ Eighteen year old lesbian. (via everythingischemicalsyoufuck)
Oct
9
What are the odds, that in history’s endless parade of gods, that the God that you happened to be taught to believe in, is the actual one, and he digs on healing?
Oct
5
“This is my body, and I live in it.
It’s 31 and 6 months old.
It’s changed a lot since it was new;
It’s done stuff it wasn’t built to do.
I often try to fill it up with wine.And the weirdest thing about it is
I spend so much time hating it,
But it never says a bad word about me.This is my body and it’s fine.
It’s where I spend the vast majority of my time.
It’s not perfect, but it’s mine.”
(via theneverendingdrums)
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